Rants and Raves about Movies, TV, Politics, and Current Events.
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Porno Hen Hawks for Burger King
Oh My God! Burger King has done it again!!
Some of you might remember one of my most popular posts, the Retarded Burger King Chirstmas Carol. It featured a fat BK Dude singing his heart out to some customized lyrics for the song Carol of the Bells.
Who can forget, "Ding Fries are Done, Ding Fries are Done..." Click here if you can't remember!
Anyway, on to my post, you simply have to check out their latest, a Porno Hen Cam. This guy in a hen suit will do whatever you suggest when you type it in. It is a take off from the Internet Porno Cams where you tell the person what you want them to do. Check it out, and don't hurt yourself, or this poor hen!!
Subservient Chicken
Yes, it is sick, twisted, weird, and perhaps even warped, but hey, you won't see this anywhere else but on the web!!! I love it!!!!!
What's with the two separate DVD edition bullshit?
So, here I am a fairly big fan of Kill Bill Vol 1. I know it comes out today, Tuesday, April 13, 2004. So I'm really excited and got my plan together to go and get the DVD. I like FutureShop or BestBuy, but that's because I'm in Canada eh? HMV can kiss my ass with their pricing and business practices and the kids with a chain between their fuckin eye brows looped through their ears, down to their wallets. I mean, What the Fuck? Are they a fuckin trapeze? I don't think so!!! Shit, Piss, Fuck!!!!!
And speaking of ice cream, you know the swear I just used? "Shit, Piss, Fuck!!!!" Can anyone tell me the name of a movie where it is used???
Anyway, back to my original point. FutureShop, Kill Bill Vol 1, today. But then I'm scanning the news in my news aggregator and find this little gem of a website.
Anyway, on this little website, under their Rumors section, is a little article about a Special Edition Kill Bill Vol 1 DVD that will be coming out. And that's what makes me go APE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Why, why, Why, Why WHWHWHWHWHWYYYYY???
You know, would it fuckin kill them to do an audio track before releasing the DVD? I mean shit it's two fuckin hours of sitting on their asses laughing, farting, and making fun of the god damn movie!!! Come on, how much time does it take people? But wait, cause your saying to yourself, calm down fucker, you haven't even bought the DVD yet. Why blow your top. Well, let me tell you.
It's cause I liked this site. So I started mousing around, you know, checking out the other content. And that's when I found this one, the UNDERWORLD: UNRATED EXTENDED CUT (2003). For the love of god, I already bought my copy!! All they did is add an audio track, but damn it all that's something I would love to have!!!!!!
Oh well, how's that for a rant? Tell me what you think of this obviously greedy money grab from the studios and worse, the production houses? Cause, of course, I now have comments!!!!
Good morning people of the BlogSphere. Well, after 6 weeks off from Blogging, and after a very nerve racking spring, I have finally found my way back to Animal's Wired World.
Tonight, I had enough energy to do a little research on blog comments and found many of the sites that I refer to for style use HaloScan. So, I registered myself for an account, created some template adjustments, and now, vioula! HaloScan Comments!!
So, for those of you not familiar with HaloScan, commenting, or trackback, I have provided a few links as my efforts to provide you with tutelage.
So, please, comment away. Yes, I'm back, and will be blogging much more regularly. Also, I'm starting a road trip, 6 of 9, so, there will be plenty of time for me to make my posts. And yes, yes, I will be posting a series of rants as well!! So, hopefully everyone will have something to look forward to.